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Post by BBQ Butcher on Sept 9, 2019 11:49:24 GMT -5
I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist. I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist. I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe. I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. I am retired, which makes me useless. I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary. I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe. I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist. I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist. I believe in the defense and protection of my country and I honor those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant. Please help me come to terms with the new me.. because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! Funny that it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! As if all of this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, now I’m not even sure which toilet to use!
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